Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Too funny not to post.

So I sent an email to one of my best friends in Chicago tonight,

"hey babe- i miss you!
this website should help you with some of the tasks you have weighing on you right now.
you're welcome."

The link leads to the official Oregon state website's "Moving Tips" page. As in, here's how you can move to Oregon! (She has no plans to move to Oregon). Cute, right? Hint hint, I miss you, move to Oregon, ok funny email, love you bye!

Except I am perpetually multi-tasking and so rather than waste the approximately 1.2 seconds it takes to open up a compose mail window by just waiting on gmail, I was looking up recipes. I had just copied the Oregon website address, but found a good looking tomato-pie recipe in the meantime and without thinking copied that one too.

Then I wrote the email to the friend (who is, btw, recently married), over "website" pressed paste and linked her to... the recipe.

"Hey babe, this should help you with some of the tasks you have right now..."

Awesome.

4 comments:

Mary said...

aaaaaahahahahahhahaahhahaha

Martyn Wendell said...

I laughed out loud pretty hard just now

Kari Rauh said...

As did I. :)

kait said...

this made me laugh SO. HARD.

:)
emailing you now now!

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