Wednesday, November 12, 2008

It's a peaceful night in the apartment and all of a sudden...

An Anonymous Blonde, Alabaman English Major Roommate of Mine: "AAHH!! I am NOT going to read this stupid Post-modern novel! You know what, SCREW Post-modernism! SCREW IT!! I HATE POST-MODERNISM!!!"

(sound of Post-modern novel hitting table with a bang as it is thrown across the kitchen)

(pause)

Her Extremely Empathetic Roommate: "Ooh, can I put that on my blog?"

AABAEMROM: "Sure. The only people who'll read it are the boys and your friends from home, and they all know weird things about me anyway."

(pause)

AABAEMROM: "But tell them I don't mean screw in a sexual way."


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love heather...

November 12, 2008 at 6:38 AM
Anonymous said...

Heather!!!???!!! I could have sworn that was Christine

Germacebosnian

November 12, 2008 at 10:02 PM
Emily said...

Guys, come on. It's SO obvious it was Laura. Can't you just see her um... blonde, Southern self slamming a book down and screaming "SCREW IT"?

November 14, 2008 at 7:09 AM

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