Sunday, September 21, 2008

Reason #10,986 My Roommate Is Cuter Than Your Roommate

I fell asleep in Christine's bed this morning. When Heather got up Christine and Laura had already left for church and she couldn't find me- I wasn't in my bed, I wasn't on the couch where I'd fallen asleep the night before, and she peeked into Christine and Laura's room but with the light off she didn't see me. She finally texted Christine and was able to discover my position and wake me up.

"I've been looking for you for the last twenty minutes!"
"Really? Where'd you think I was?"
"I didn't know! You weren't in your bed, you weren't on the couch..."

She shook her head. 

"Girl, I just thought, goodness gracious, the Rapture must have come!"
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3 comments:

Ransom said...

Wow, thats awesome. You would be the first to be raptured.

I might have to talk with Heather about her escatological beliefs though. ;)

September 21, 2008 at 4:12 PM
Emily said...
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September 21, 2008 at 9:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Lets make it a date to talk about my eschatological beliefs Chet :)
And why is Em the first to be raptured? Huh?

September 21, 2008 at 9:25 PM

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