"I just can. not. understand. why people care SO much about who wins a football game."
"Oh, you can too. Think about how you feel watching Grey's Anatomy.
Or reading Little Women.
We care about fictional characters dying;
they care about football.
It's like a story for them...
the story of... a team. Or something."
One, I just love her.
Two, that actually did really make the whole sports thing make more sense to me.
Me knitting while "watching" the game with friends last night.
"Do the things! Win the points!"