"Hi, love. I was just calling because I need you to affirm me. Well, actually... I mean, I need your affirmation, but really, I want your honest opinion, ok? Please be totally honest with me about what you really think. Ugh, except actually, I think the decision is already made, so, maybe it would just be better if you just tell me to do what I already decided to do. Ohhh... I don't know."
I just love her so much.